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Offline AdZ

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2016, 11:50:01 AM »
Oh, I also saw some documentary on Iraq last night, they had a clip of Blair talking infront of some troops in 03, I swear to god it was friz behind him, but he was a Major I think.

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Offline Friznit

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2016, 12:00:44 PM »
Tony Blair is still alive, so I definitely never met him with a gun in my hands.

Offline Outlaw

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2016, 12:04:44 PM »
So you're not fond of Mr. Blair?
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Offline Friznit

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2016, 12:10:07 PM »
He was the best PM the Conservatives never had.

Been a bit of a useless twunt since then.

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2016, 03:41:15 PM »
I dreamt of me and Dai in the mission editor.
Dai always saying something like "Don't forget the weather clouds mate." Like some spawn cloud point, where you could spawn in rain and stuff... Weird... And can't remember more.
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Offline Anthony

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2016, 06:20:05 PM »
For the last few weeks, I've come into the habit of eating an apple, and discarding it by means of jettisoning it out of my bedroom window at around 4-5 AM. This has accustomed local avians to gather around the tram rails where the discarded trajectory of eaten apples thrown from a 3rd floor window usually results in them making their physical, albeit not emotional contact with the ground. Today I counted not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven, but half a dozen pigeons gathered awaiting my daily ballistic apple disposal.

I declare myself Antoninus, King of the Six Pigeons!

WAR! REVOLUTION! REGICIDE!

This is what dastardly, treacherous avian bastard subjects of mine have declared on their rightful king, King Antoninus, King of the Six Pigeons!

After returning to my castle from a succulent meal at a local establishment I graced with my presence, to my utter shock I found that a treacherous subject had defecated onto a window I had left open. I shall immediately summon all loyal banner-men, knights and other subjects throughout the realms and march on whatever keep, town, castle or village that is displaying its disdain of the Crown by hosting these treacherous swine! The war that shall visit death, rapine and all other ravages of war upon those who have taken up arms against the Crown has begun; The War of the Defiled Window!

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Offline Dr_Chris

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2016, 06:23:25 PM »
You're a weird cunt.
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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2016, 08:05:39 AM »
Holy s... Weirdest dream..
VCB Meet-up in some German castle. Everyone went drunk, it was just friggin' amazing.
Friz got arrested though, so a lot of you nearly missed the flight back home.. But in the end somehow it all went well..
Now off for my final exams.  ;D
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Offline Friznit

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2016, 09:07:57 AM »
Whatever for?  I bloody well hope I got a proper apology!

Offline Outlaw

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2016, 10:42:13 AM »
Whatever for?  I bloody well hope I got a proper apology!

That castle was Colditz and you weren't supposed to escape
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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2016, 12:25:22 PM »
Whatever for?  I bloody well hope I got a proper apology!

You joked around with a black policeman. All the time shouting "Shoot me, shoot me!" and laughing.  ???
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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Offline Hatchy

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2016, 02:19:22 PM »
I had this dream recently I was soundly asleep but then got woken to the noise of Parsons screaming "JIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAY"  then woke up for real, in a hot sticky sheets......


Offline Dr_Chris

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2016, 02:29:02 PM »
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then woke up for real


I recently had a nightmare that you woke up, as well.
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Offline Anthony

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #43 on: November 12, 2016, 09:26:27 PM »
Adz has an ugly square face, and is a very naughty boy who admin abuses most every day.

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Offline AdZ

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Re: Good morning VCB
« Reply #44 on: November 12, 2016, 09:53:04 PM »
Biscuit? As in snack? This is not some language thing meaning something else?

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