Author Topic: Amusing Things.  (Read 992477 times)

Shadow

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2007, 12:29:11 PM »
http://thatvideosite.com/video/2314

Latest JAO training session.
Thats not right. There was never a boat nearby and I flew a MH-6, not a Jetranger.
Just ask Rock or half the VCB people here  ;D

Rockape

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2007, 02:06:32 PM »
http://thatvideosite.com/video/2314

Latest JAO training session.
Thats not right. There was never a boat nearby and I flew a MH-6, not a Jetranger.
Just ask Rock or half the VCB people here  ;D

One more crash in the sea and you're being transfer to the Submarine service!  ;D

Shadow

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2007, 10:13:41 PM »
No! Just give me a Cessna with flotation pods and I'll be on my way  :P
Preferably with a rope tied to an umbrella at the  beach so you dont have to drive that far with the Vulcan to try to salvage the wreck...

Rockape

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2007, 09:09:50 PM »
I dont know that this is amusing but its made my eyes water:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

Offline Chris

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #34 on: June 14, 2007, 01:09:31 AM »
^^^

HOLY SHIT!!! Ouch  :-\

Another funny 300 themed vid: Oh the gayness... ;D

[youtube=425,350]pi2t58CRmbU[/youtube]

MENERGY!!!

Rockape

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #35 on: June 16, 2007, 04:15:23 PM »
Worth a watch... and no macca that isnt me!


Offline MacTG

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2007, 06:49:27 PM »
It is!!!! if not its your lost brother!!! whos probably loaded, and he needs to buy me a new pc for his silence lol  :D

lost a little weight and squint and it makes sense

http://www.volcbat.com/forum/index.php?topic=109.15


d

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #37 on: June 17, 2007, 08:42:55 AM »


W.T.F

d

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #38 on: June 17, 2007, 12:23:14 PM »

Offline MacTG

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2007, 06:14:50 AM »


This is VCBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Offline MacTG

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2007, 09:24:40 PM »
Jonny teaching the New Recuits "Meatspin" 





Offline Mastermind

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2007, 12:11:48 PM »
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/walken-takes-down-jet-p1.php


Now we know who BIS modeled the AI abilities on!

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #42 on: October 09, 2007, 03:51:20 PM »
Read this today and reminds me a lot of squaddies I know..

made me laugh anyways..

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You know your a squaddie when...

Description: If your a squaddie, stab or UOTC then you must be able to relate to at least 5 of these.


You know you've been Defence institutionalised (Made military) when...You use target indication to point out hot chicks...

You use the term 'chicks'

You insist on dancing like a dick, whilst your civvie mates insist on trying to dance 'properly'.

Your civvie mates don't understand any of the terminology you use such as 'no dramas', 'squared away', 'take a knee' etc....

You can't help saying "Roger", "Say again" and other snappy bits of VP

You use acronyms thinking your civvie mates will understand what you are talking about

You don't have any civvie mates....

You cringe, and mutter under your breath 'haircut', when you see men with long hair.

You walk at a ridiculous pace and are physically incapable of walking at the shopping pace of your girlfriend.

You refer to personal organisation as "admin"

Your girlfriend is stored in your mobile phone address book as 'Zero Alpha'

You use patrol hand signals in a night club if people can't hear you

You always use the 24 hour clock....

Nothing soldiers do shocks you any more....

You can't watch war movies without giving a running commentary.

People in prison have more contact with women than you do....

Whenever you spell something out you use the phonetic alphabet....

You don't trust your mum/wife/girlfriend/any woman to iron your kit because deep down you think that your ironing is better....

You point using your whole hand in a karate chop motion....

You find that the conversation somehow always comes back round to you, because you're more interesting than most topics of conversation....

You think not shaving is a treat....

You get really irritated when people you don't know call you 'mate'....

You can read a junk mail catalogue from cover to cover and refer to everything that is useful as a Gucci bit of kit.

You refer to smoke as 'a double edged sword'.


You spend hours wondering where in civvie street you can get an equal disposable income and at least 6 weeks holiday a year, by completing an inversely proportionally tiny amount of tangible work

Your blood boils when you see civvies wearing DPM.

Going out on Thursday "international army night out" wherever it may be,or whichever course one is on, involves forming the ring-of-steel, talking about ourselves and the army and aggressively staring at girls; who if they don't immediately come over are obviously lesbians.

Should any man dare break this ritual, and despite talking to the prettiest of girls - as we would like to do, if it weren't for the fact we tend to chew our own tongues and dribble - he is clearly gay!

You come out in a cold sweat if you find yourself still working after lunch on a Friday....

You have to stop work at 10am for NAAFI break or else you might not make it to lunch....

At least half of your DVD collection are war movies....

Even though your disposable income is twice that of a civvie you still manage to spend it all, every month, with nothing to show for it, about a week after you've told all your soldiers that you 'can't believe how much money they waste on the urine'....

You feel guilty about wearing jeans in front of senior officers in the mess

The sight of rolling countryside makes you scan for 'enemy depth'....

You think that eating every meal for a week with the same spoon that you licked clean and kept in the pocket of the same shirt you've worn all week is perfectly normal....

All of your food has to be prepared by a chef because you're incapable of cooking anything that can't either be boiled in a bag or eaten cold....

You lie when people ask you what you do for a living....

When leaving your phone number on a voice message you can't just give it once, has to be repeated.

When surveying open ground (when not looking for enemy in depth) you think, good tank country. If a forestry block - I could get a platoon in here

You survey open ground.

When you are pointing out some natural feature you begin with "Reference bushy topped tree etc etc"

Your girlfriend has started saying "admin" and gave you the "Chop" when telling you to put the bin out.

When meeting mates in a pub you always turn up 5 minutes early and are secretly angry that nobody else has.....Worse still, if it's a venue you haven't been to before, you turn up 15 minutes early to put in a CTR, in order that you are definitely there 5 minutes early.

You subconsciously red-pen everything you read.

Oh my god..... All of the above apply...... 
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FantasticFox

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #43 on: November 08, 2007, 09:18:19 PM »
Hahaha, I can rho and I'm not even properly 'in' as it were yet, only just started training with the TA and been in cadets six years, still, the walk at ridiculously fast pace thing definetly applies to me.

By the way, this got a chuckle out of me earlier today...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/7085241.stm

luck sods...never got anything like this during my days at school  ;D

Offline Andy79

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Re: Amusing Things.
« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2007, 10:38:47 PM »
The following apply to me:

You use the term 'chicks'

You cringe, and mutter under your breath 'haircut', when you see men with long hair.

You walk at a ridiculous pace and are physically incapable of walking at the shopping pace of your girlfriend. (I am able to adapt though)

You can't watch war movies without giving a running commentary. (In my head and if someone cares to listen)

Whenever you spell something out you use the phonetic alphabet.... (only the Swedish version and when I have to be certain that It is received by the other guy)

You point using your whole hand in a karate chop motion....

Your blood boils when you see civvies wearing DPM. (especially airsofters)

When surveying open ground (when not looking for enemy in depth) you think, good tank country. If a forestry block - I could get a platoon in here (looking for proper ambush sites for fun when Im bored on the commutor train)

When leaving your phone number on a voice message you can't just give it once, has to be repeated.

When meeting mates in a pub you always turn up 5 minutes early and are secretly angry that nobody else has.....Worse still, if it's a venue you haven't been to before, you turn up 15 minutes early to put in a CTR, in order that you are definitely there 5 minutes early. (I just hate being late)



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